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  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 21 years
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My Bio
Current Residence: Hampshire

Favourite Movies
Lots, such as 24 Hr Party People and Shoot 'Em Up
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Too many to mention
Other Interests
Snowboarding
To whom it may concern, Get off my page, vagrant. For the couple that may actually have not come here by accident, I got a job, again.  Not a new one, the same damn one I had 3 years ago when I was last on dA.  This job is exactly the same in pretty much every single way, except now I'm getting about double the pay. dA, on the otherhand, seems to have changed a tad.  And not for the better, might I add.  In those halcyon days when last I ventured into the forums there was actually some amusing shit there.  Now its pretty much the mental equivilant of getting skullfucked.  By a hippo. And we all know I was never here for the art, so its al
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Wow, I've had over 2000 pageviews.  How the f*ck did that happen?
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Hooray.  My birthday was yesterday. It sucked.
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goodness, you seem like a pleasant fellow. i randomly found this account in someone's comments, and you're a... bit on the cynical side, aren't you? no offense, but just - man.
 a profile called "katya", if you're curious.

and it's no problem, i just get a really strong impression like that from you. it caught me off guard.
Oi yourself.

What brings you back here?

For that matter, what the hell brings me back here?!

Anyway, just so it wasn't a completely wasted trip for you, here's a couple of stupid jokes:

Two nuns in a bath. One turns to the other and says "Where's the soap?" The other says "Shut up and lick my c*nt".

Horse walks into a bar. Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse says "My wife's just died."

Who says really bad jokes aren't funny?
:party: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :party:

It's your birthday today, November 14th, and I'm here to wish you a great day, with everything you wished for. All the best to you and another year ahead.. :hug:

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Just to confrim my stupidity, what is that in your icon?
Its the Mysterious Stranger from the Fallout games.